TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
INFOSYS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You put both of them on the bench
And hire another to do the job.
TCS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You tell them that only one will go to onsite.
You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa.
Both of them die after fighting.
HCL ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week.
They run away.
CTS Economics
You have 2 cows
You train them for two months on how to milk themselves. Then u ask them to pull bullock carts.
SATYAM ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows.
One is intelligent one is dumb.
You send the dumb cow to onsite making the intelligent cow frustated.
Intelligent cow resigns out of frustration and dumb cow
is laid off by the client
WIPRO ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You hire one bull
You start milking the bull and Start ploughing the field with the cows…..Applying Thought
PATNI ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You don’t hire any bull and ask them to multiply themselves
IBM ECONOMICS
You have one cow you feed it well
But you try to get all those stuff ie not just milk but also butter, cream, curd and rasmalai in one shot
MICROSOFT ECONOMICS
You have a very popular fat cow the cow has a very thin leg it eats a lot but when it comes to milking the cow crashes down
NIIT ECONOMICS
You lure a group of cows how to be milked – one among them gets milked
The rest end up teaching another group of cows how to get milked
HP ECONOMICS
You have one cow you feed it well but you try to INVENT new things out of it. Not only milk but hot coffee, fruit juice and all other things you can think of !!!!!
