The Sexual Olympiads!
Lima Sehgal
Sex I am told was invented only around two billion years ago. Before that we had to depend on the slow process of genetic instructions being carried out letter by letter and on the accumulation of random mutations.
Every new generation has improved this exchange process of DNA with great enthusiasm. That is because the new young entrants are genetically tuned to short – cuts. It is important to realize this fact so that we can stop spending good research money in analyzing why our children respond to us in monosyllables .
Abridged is the DNA revolution. (With rather pleasant consequences).
If sex was our shortcut to genetic information exchange, why can’t we invent another equally magnificent one for non-genetic exchange?
Why do we insist that learning must be so tedious? And why do we believe that developmental abilities are directly correlated to the amount of nonsense one has to wade through to get to the point?
Take this example of elementary mathematics. (Quote from Mathematics for class VI by NCERT India.) . Problem – “ In a morning walk, three persons step off together. Their steps measure 80 cm 85 cm and 90 cm, respectively. What is the minimum distance each should walk so that all can cover the distance in equal steps”. The same can be used as an exercise in grammatical mistakes but we will ignore that).This is mathematics, the same that we learnt as The Profound philosophy of the LCM and the HCF. (Kids are careful to delete it from their systems the moment the exams are over That with the other stuff that we insist is good for them)
Shakespeare would be no less sweet if Romeo got to the point faster. And apples would still fall the same whether Isaac Newton explained in one word or a whole branch of science.
Education has a point, but the ones who are getting educated rarely get to see it.
So how did this happen to us? When we were smart enough to invent sex how did we land up with such complexities that are forced down through our educational system?
Its simple once we see the motives in broad daylight instead hiding under a bushel. Even simpler if we unwrap the wraps!
Ultimately all roads led to Rome, in the olden days and in modern times they lead, home. But to be precise the purpose of all education according to the modern educational experts is aimed in attracting a mate. Just like it always was since time immemorial.
Which was never easy. Only the nature of hurdles keep changing. The caveman needed only his brute force So did the cavewoman, So probably the matter of impressing a mate could be decided nicely, by just flexing the muscle in question. Today, choosing a mate involves different parameters. Its more hi tech and global.
But then how does one make a choice? The brawn definitely counts, but when competition steps in the brain can be just as crucial . Definitely I would choose the man who is smart – The educated one . The one who knows that the big bang theory of the cosmos is not about sex …Or I would be really impressed by his control over the bull and the bears of the stock market. Or …
Knowledge becomes a major factor in choosing a mate for both men as well as women.
This is the kind of conversation one would expect between two educated like minded man and woman :
Man : Would you like me to invite you to my apartment to examine my Hypotenuse?
For those of you who belong to the under educated masses, the hypotenuse of a right triangle is the triangle’s longest side, i.e., the side opposite the right angle. The word derives from the Greek hypo- (“under”) and teinein (“to stretch”).
And the educated woman would say :Of course. As long as my catheti or cathetus if you please, remains Gegenkathete.
Reference for the under educated A leg of a right triangle (i.e., a side adjacent the right angle) is also known as a cathetus (plural: catheti). While this usage is rather rare in English, the terms Ankathete (on-cathetus) and Gegenkathete (opposite-cathetus) are in common usage, is German to denote the legs adjacent to and opposite the (non-right) angle in question, respectively.
In general, a cathetus is a line falling perpendicularly on a surface or another line. In particular, this branch of mathematical reasoning can be rather titillating.
Viva la Education!
Our education is our trade secret of impressing the opposite sex. But there are other good uses for it. A good complex educational system also keeps the competition at bay by keeping them busy and confused..
Yes, we are smart. We know that competition always comes from behind (And I am not only talking about gays!). All our educational systems are aimed at keeping our younger generation ,our virulent competitors in the sexual arena busy with a focus furtherest away from the nether regions.
The animal kingdom accepts and respects a young adult as a competitor. We on the other hand wish to control our competition by prolonging the developmental phase. We must recognize our aggressive urges for control. Zoologist Desmond Morris says “if we are to understand the nature of our aggressive urges, we must see them against the background of our animal origins.”
Ever notice how the educational demands increase with age and become overwhelming exactly during adolescence? Exactly the time when a kid becomes a competitor in the sexual arena. So it does make sense if they are preoccupied with memorising about the origin of life thru the Ordovician, Silurian , Jurassic periods while we do a HA, HA, HA on them because we know exactly how many minutes it takes with a partner in bed !
However exciting the game, to win one must look beyond the marathon and definitely beyond the line and length. Oops that’s about cricket, a different ball game altogether.
And that does not mean that I will ever go back to school again. You see now I am much more smarter than you think!
Copyright © 2011, Jobnet magazine, issue 108
Republication or dissemination of the contents of this article are expressly prohibited without the written consent of the publishers of Jobnet magazine
Posted under Articles by Lima Sehgal
This post was written by admin on October 27, 2011
Tags: education, sex